Zach Gilkey

Welcome! You may not notice much but that was quite the undertaking. What? Exactly. Well, I rebuilt the backend of two websites to make them share the same content. That's right: Now SleightError.com and ZachGilkey.com have a central location for all content. I know you're just so very very excited...

Waves crash into ancient timbers A creak is heard for miles The vessel lurches on— A crest rises in the distance Towering over the horizon Making the ship A toy in a child’s bath As the ship climbs the wave Water flows against Twisting the wood like a pretzel Beams...

This one is for the kids. Silly Sentence Machine is a small, calm sentence-building toy. Tap a few words, make a silly sentence, and hear it spoken out loud. No scores. No timers. Just playful nonsense and repeatable laughs. It’s free, works offline, and can be installed on devices that...

So I decided it was time to quantify one of humanity’s most important questions: Am I the asshole? No more waiting on friends to sugarcoat it. No more refreshing Reddit, hoping strangers take your side. This is a small experiment that tries to answer the question with sliders, weights, and...

Wake up with the kids. Get them ready for school or the sitter. Work. Pick them up. Play, cook dinner, bathe them, get them to bed. By the time the house is quiet, there isn’t much left for this space. That’s why it’s been silent lately. I’m editing a longer...